(ER054) Various Artists – Party Hearty CoCo PoGO Dioflux
The party at Effluvia is picking up as the second hand ticks gloriously on to mans illusory metronome as we boop and bop and bumdudum! The world won’t be ready for what scandals will erupt from this shindig of the stars. Several of the netlabel novas most prolific, insistent party hearty smashers of the subwoofers! We have Covolux, otherwise the seductive Kai Nobuko, who makes all those who don’t belong at this party exit with haste as he lovingly squeezes honeydew and tangerines on the dance floor with foreboding happiness towards the loveliness to come, so now the palette has been set and we have no choice, as those who like to shake our booties, but to slip and slide all around the disco ball lit luminescence of all creation! Then comes an onslaught of crazed music dementia! You’ve got the fresh sounds of the fresh Pogohm, who hops before the party patrons and morphs and skips and frolics as if he were Rubber Johnny, scaring the children, driving the adults mad with christian disapproval, and all the ageless wise ones who have discovered the omnipotent bedlam are filled to the brim with delight, especially because Pollux, Barbe’s other musical persona, also meets us with delight with profound fast paced empowerment to make this hoo-hash the hashiest of hoo you’re likely to kazoo(?) and what party is made grand without a pooper. Audio hater, whose audio I love, reminds us of how much we all deserve to suffer, which for me is a more delightful surprise than waking up to the sting of a scorpion that I had never seen before, such splendor and stupor! He demolishes you with a repetitive jackhammer crashing right through your skull and simultaneously right through the walls of the blue sky, like a woodpecker on the cosmic soul. Oh the bliss!!! Consistency Nature also brings you two tracks that I won’t praise, though I insist you do… you know to keep the party lively (I think Dishdawash is the real party pooper here. he was too lame to lobit his tracks) One track about my unsurpassed hatred for California’s capital city and another inspired by a story I had heard from a Hawaiian fellow in Mount Shasta on the fall equinox, the night I had my most vivid UFO sighting. He told me about how he and his friends were hiking in Honolulu, and then all of a sudden a star in the sky lowered to them, buzzing with terrific light, provoking he and his friends to dance under it’s magnificent rainbow glow before flying off. His spirit is here in song to keep this party intergalactic, so the aliens may feel welcome! and finally, The Effluvia Staff, the gang of scallywags sneaking shots of straight liquor from their desks, sexually harassing one another, and gossiping at the water cooler while I”m not looking (blame them for the countless errors on Effluvia) Today at this party, we just had to invite those smelly nonexistent lovers of mine. Ohh la la. I’ll leave it at that. party party party party party party
Album: Party Hearty CoCo PoGO DioFlux
Artist: Various
Bitrate: 32, 48, 128 kbps
Format: mp3
Genre: Chillout, Oddball Electronic, Hardcore (all of these = party hearty)
January 31, 2012 (if this kind of bullshit was really necessary for court hearings and such. Please don’t sue)
Download or I don’t love you anymore!
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