(ER005) Genital Pineapple Ebolic Mastication Bitch Disease – The Self-Titled Album

Look out! It’s a twister! Absolute mayhem. Punk on a cosmic scale. Effluvia brings you an explosion that has been expanding for quite some time now. The supernaturally spiteful emissions of “Genital Pineapple Ebolic Mastication Bitch Disease”. I would try to think of a clever, foppish way to articulate their history and background, but the biography written by this absurdist duo of broken lads explains it the best! In downloading this magnum opus of screaming, sparkling garbage, you are commiting yourself to a strenuous, tiring, absolutely BEAUTIFUL experience. 48 tracks of every genre, simplified. That is to say, a spit in the face to every category and the thousands upon millions of brains that fabricate them with their nervous ticks. The nuttiness rises to the brim immedietely and does not recede until the very end. Birds will circle your head, I sure you. I find it reminiscent of a cut-up novel by William Burroughs. every mold is broken. Is it puerile? Yes. Is it just flat ridiculous? Oh, absolutely! The confidence within these musical murderers, the insistance that these crazy creations exist and get heard, puts a smile on my face. Plus, it’s just undeniably hilarious. The song “I’m So High That I Have A Barnyard” is the funniest I’ve heard, ever.

Album: The Self-Titled Album

Artist: Genital Pineapple Ebolic Mastication Bitch Disease

Bitrate: 160 kbps

Format: mp3

Genre: The majority of them.

August 2011







1 – All Squares Are Terrorists
2 – Reservoir Puke
3 – Una Storia D’amore Tra I Diritti D’autore
4 – Fourks
5 – The Glowing Box
6 – Screeching Smoker Roadkill
7 – Sure, Bubbles
8 – Fortify Your Bloody Fort
9 – Your Floor Is No More
10 – You Need More Amputation
11 – You Smell Exceptional Today
12 – Televised Genocide of Televisions
13 – Impatient Backseat Driver Impatience
14 – Letter to Aunt Girda
15 – The Schwattii Market
16 – Vaporize My Dismay (Whiskey!)
17 – Amon Amarth Toured With Trivium
18 – I Ate The Pought That You Bought
19 – Fruity Wisdom Tooth Fairy Friends
20 – Kirby’s Avalanche
21 – Fat Bostonians Hate Society
22 – You Have A Million Spores
23 – Dog on a Skateboard – Tonight at Eleven
24 – Suits of a Genuine Variety
25 – Funksturbation
26 – How ‘Bout Dem Lakers
27 – A’capella Freestyle
28 – Impalation of the Head
29 – Tribal Interlude
30 – I’m So High That I Have A Barnyard
31 – Tr00 Kvlt Blarck Meetuhlz
32 – The Br00tally Mind-BLOWING Br00tality of Wind Metal
33 – Mothers Against Erections
34 – It Has Been Scientifically Proven That Punk Has, In Fact, Been Dead Since Birth, Yet People Keep Insisting That It Is Alive (Punk Medley)
35 – Slightly Fractured Liberty Bell
36 – I Flipped Off A Skateboard Because It Flipped Me Off
37 – Jesus Over Milk
38 – Lobsterfucksauce
39 – %
40 – We Have the Power of Rockets
41 – You’re Good At Harmonica
42 – Suck My NASDAQ
43 – I Have a Mansion, and It’s Big and Filled with Wealthy Canopies
44 – Letter to Aunt Girda Part II – The Recieval
45 – Cops and Robbers (Casey and His Brother)
46 – This Putrid Gremlin Looks Away
47 – Pterodactyl Modifications
48 – Intro


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Emanate the residue, my friends. All foundations have dismantled. The veils have all lifted. The stench of rot is in the air. Breathe in the aroma deeply, my friends. You, a fellow secreter of radiance and soul. Let us dissolve reality and float about in the primordial world where everything imaginable comes to pass. Come, transcend the mud by digging into it. My friends, let us bask in the effluvia of it all!






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