(ER049) Ufuk – Classified (The Ultimate Remixes)

Only for you fine ladies and germs would I pull such an audacious move as to reveal these politically scandalous documentation. With Effluvia’s seemingly endless funding (what can I say, what’s a good safe but a cracked one?), a dependable group of professionals have pried these from the deep, dark corridors of forbidden archives, kept deep under the sea by plenipotentiaries and first ladies. This is an album you are not supposed to hear, because in these funky beats and rhythms lies the beautiful core of truth!! You didn’t hear this from me, but these highly classified documents, that for the sake of America’s masquerade of handshakes, vessel christening, ribbon cutting, sodomizing on the presidential pool table, should never have seen the life of day, was created with love, which our fine world nation does not want in your foolish head. This collection, and if they assassinate me for showing this to you let me be a martyr, is some of the loveliest satire I’ve heard recently, with such a blunt, pulsating, fun rhythm. Kai Nobuko, Barry Soetoro, & Chorles Monson, whose whereabouts are unknown as they flee from the mighty pristine fist of the law, present lovely satirical dance numbers that express how truly classified the classified is. I would tell you more, but nothing can prepare you for the shock and bewilderment you shall feel when you hear these governmental confessions, these cathartic tidings of political bumbling about in a lying cesspool of hilarity. This makes perfect sense. I would elaborate further, but i’m afraid such is classified, see for yourself and preach this classified at your peril!

Album: Classified (The Ultimate Remixes)

Artist: Ufuk

Bitrate: 256 kbps

Format: mp3

Genre: Classified

January 7, 2012



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