(ER071) Pulveratricious & Consistency Nature – Dumb Turds Incorporated

Enter at your own peril. This is, without a shadow of a doubt, the biggest, most odious piece of rotting decadence my asshole has ever been accredited to shitting out into the compost of that music youd be better off never knowing about. Dishdawash & Pulveratricious have joined again, wishing to make a shitstorm pastiche to our prior collaborative shitstorm on Effluvia “Music Is Poison”. We thought to ourselves, how could we possibly create a collection of music more vulgar, undesirable, shrill, uninspired, vapid, hateful, halfhearted, puerile that our last opus of awful. And then it occured to us, the only thing worse than deliberately breaking down the foundation of music’s pompous mansion is to attempt mastering it in its most obscene manifestations. Here are our takes on pop, salsa, and…. oh jesus why am I wasting my time reviewing this? I feel like I’m having an existential crisis just sharing this monstrous heap to you poor unexpecting people. This release will scare people away from whatever came before it in the catalog, and all the albums afterward. This record will alienate you from ever spinning a record by Consistency Nature ever again, or even checking Effluvia. Those who have releases out before and after this will blush with mortification, and possibly even withdrawel their releases. It won’t make you laugh unless youre mentally retarded. Plus, after a while, the mood of the music is so drained of life, that it may even put you to feverish sleep. You’ll want to shower and avoid art and humanity for a little while after listening. Draw the curtains. Hide under the sheets. renounce everything. I mean, if you like morally questionable youthful wingnuts to ruin your day or night with spiteful melodies, spanish yelping of Adobe Photoshop terms and agreements, reading excerpts from Burrough’s “The Soft Machine”, reciting digits and geometry textbooks and god I”m done. don’t listen to it. Fuck. Shouldn’t the artwork scream that loudly enough? April FoooooooOOoOooOoOols

Album: Dumb Turds Incorporated

Artist: Pulveratricious & Consistency Nature

Bitrate: 64 kbps

Format: mp3

Genre: I say again, fuck this album

https://effluviarecordings.wordpress.com/er007-pulveratricious-consistency-nature-music-is-poison/ here is the prior collaboration of the two. Where Dumb Turds is just a waste of your life, this album is a masterpiece and will change your life forever. You’ll cry in joy.

April 1, 2012

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Emanate the residue, my friends. All foundations have dismantled. The veils have all lifted. The stench of rot is in the air. Breathe in the aroma deeply, my friends. You, a fellow secreter of radiance and soul. Let us dissolve reality and float about in the primordial world where everything imaginable comes to pass. Come, transcend the mud by digging into it. My friends, let us bask in the effluvia of it all!

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