(ER099) Various Artists – The Pee Mixes 2012

99 releases. By the beard! how did that happen! It happened through the freedom of artists aplenty from all over this elliptically hurdling stone covered in moss. Freedom to express themselves with sound how they damn well please to. The fame and fortune do not come, but hearts are lifted and the world still winces in delight in the mind of a passionate plethora of dreaming escapaders. Yes, escapaders, who have shown us, with hyperactive minds oh so prolific with an idea, a million idea, or hell even the people with no ideas at all who like to express their vapidity. What comes, at least for the Effluvia headmaster and all his nit picky problems, is an epiphany. Musical omnipresence. The idea that wherever we go, music will follow, the muses will be the pyrotechnics backstage adding a spark to our shadow’s hopscotching theatrics. The sound it flows like a river whose headwaters never run dry, not in our lifetime anyhoot by all means be an owl and fly away from my digression into the focus that the music that shines and bleeds through the walls or meadows as you read this review. Today (independence day ho fucking hum) that river turns to a rich lively smelly yellow as these freedom fighters celebrate their liberty to partake in one of life’s greatest chareds, pee pee peeing! That special part of the day, so abundant that we may enjoy this spectacle several times a day, zip the fly or drop the pants and dresses and let our bladder happily empty while our sex organs, like magnificent geysers, liberate what was once a delectable whistle wetting beverage. Be it in the ocean, the woods, the public latrine, the private latrine, into our lovers during lovemaking (if that’s your thing), into a little beaker in a hospital, everybody pees, so everybody can join this party! First, Genetic Trance brings us a delightful punching opener (after the overture of pure unadulterated piss from an anonymous source) with rhythmic pee streams and killer beats to boot! Then with Hlo, who shows us his quirky craziness with some nice lo fi guerrilla urination with some lovely Springer-esque trailer trash tv appropriate sampling in the distance. Then Bedawang, a terrific artist, shows us his highly resonant and hypnotic toilet bowl. We get lost in our yellow rippling reflection and are sucked into his ocean of wee! Then a snazzy tinkle meditation from Flat Affect, who emotionally draws us into a possible hell where perhaps we may never pee again! Covolux continues with this theme by quieting our hearts with a threnody for our lost bathroom breaks. Toxic Chicken, like a beacon of hope, unclogs the drains and throws a party of celebration! huzzah! we may let loose and give fluid back to the earth once more! A perfect time for Rafael Gonzalez to show us his genius and expertise with sound by presenting to us the vehement storm of his urinal excursions. And then… Dentist John, who has some pretty gross pussy pee from what I can tell from the recording, but his bonus pee still brings a big smile to my face. Speaking of me, Consistency Nature comes and sings with silly techno shouting his homage towards his favorite time of the day. What can I say? It’s time to pee! And then finally, the main brain behind this operation Kai Nobuko closes us with what this compilation was all about, pee. But anyway, I know you have to get to your weeing. The bathroom is just a click of the mouse away. Download this mother fucker and sigh with relief. Freedom!

Album: The Pee Mixes

Artist: Various

Bitrate: Diversified

Format: mp3

Genre: Diversified, Remix, Urine

July 4, 2012



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